<3 my impossibly perfect boyfriend :)
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1 year ago
| jilly: | i know |
| jilly: | thats why i said |
| jilly: | im average |
| jilly: | and i only know |
| jilly: | a little bit |
| jilly: | of everything |
| jilly: | so im not really talented |
| jilly: | or extraordinary |
| kev: | which is exactly how i am baby :o |
| jilly: | no :O |
| kev: | yes honey xD |
| kev: | i only know a lil bit of everything |
| kev: | i dont specialize in any subject |
| kev: | except you |
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1 year ago
"i love ur meekness i love how shy u are at times, i love how wen we first met u hated me but then i grew on u, i love that at times u get mad at me for saying stupid shit but always come back with ur warm embrace, i love the way u sneeze like a ninja, i love the way u pick me up wen im feeling down, i love how ur always there for me wen i need u, i love you u were to scared to xxxx or say i love you nd now it comes to naturally to u, i love everything about u baby, ur all that i want, with u baby it feels like heaven on earth"
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1 year ago
| jilly: | LMFAO was it embarrassing |
| jilly: | when u bought it |
| kev: | xD very |
| jilly: | XDDDDDDDDdLMFAO how |
| kev: | cuz u gota ask the chick |
| kev: | where the fuck the jockstraps are xD |
| jilly: | xD |
| kev: | nd then shes like ohh coem this way |
| kev: | wats ur size |
| jilly: | xDDDDd |
| kev: | nd im likke O_O u can go now |
| jilly: | what is ur size :O |
| kev: | xD OMFG |
| kev: | BABY I WAS LIKE IDK MAGNUM? |
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1 year ago
| jill: | see see no touch? |
| kev: | x] oh baby |
| kev: | ul be all over it like a rash |
| kev: | wow bad metaphor |
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1 year ago
| kev: | nd its jjust a lil water x] |
| jill: | :O |
| jill: | mixed with blood |
| kev: | mixed with a fuck loud of placenta |
| jill: | and tissue lining |
| jill: | xDDDDD |
| jill: | ewwwwww |
| kev: | xDDDDDD |
| jill: | placenta |
| jill: | LMFAO |
| jill: | hahahahhahaha |
| jill: | ewwwwwww |
| jill: | x) |
| kev: | xD |
| jill: | pop that shit out |
| jill >: | O |
| kev: | xDDDd |
| jill: | *pop* |
| jill: | :3 |
| kev: | xDDD |
| kev: | fuck its wierd |
| jill: | LMFAO |
| jill: | omg |
| jill: | baby canon |
| kev: | but i think ur cute x] |
| kev: | xDDDD |
| kev: | LMFAO |
| jill: | now that would make it fun :O |
| jill: | go long babe |
| jill: | *pop* |
| jill: | i got it i got it |
| jill: | FUCK i dont got it |
| kev: | really baby xDDDDDD |
| kev: | oh dam i got butter fingers |
| jill: | LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| jill: | HAHAHAHHAHA |
| kev: | xD |
| jill: | xDDDDDDDDDdd |
| jill: | LMAOOOOOOO |
| jill: | yeah lets not make it a recreational sport |
| jill: | x) |
| kev: | its k just pop nanather xD im ready this time |
| jill: | insnt seal clubbing in the olympics or something |
| jill: | LMFAO |
| kev: | O_O yes baby |
| kev: | in fucking jamaica |
| jill: | ]= it is.. |
| jill: | :O |
| jill: | is that sarcasm |
| kev: | i wish it was :x |
| jill: | well jamaica is pretty backwards |
| jill: | O_O |
| jill: | REALLY? |
| jill: | :OOOOOOO :OOOOOOOOOOOOO :OOOOOOOOO wtf !!!!!!!! i hope theyre at least eating the carcass. |
| kev: | im currently the seal clubbing champion ive been holding the title for the past 2 years:x |
| jill: | fuck you! |
| kev: | xD |
| kev: | <3 |
| jill: | you're burning in the deepest layer of hell |
| kev: | x] well il just pee on the fire |
| jill: | OH HERE WE GO |
| kev: | its all good |
| kev: | xDD |
| jill: | FUCKITY FUCK |
| kev: | LMFAOOO |
| kev: | <333333333333 |
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1 year ago
no keep doing it:)
| kev: | Baby are u getting sick DDDD: |
| jilly: | xD |
| jilly: | barely |
| kev: | Noooooo omg i knew i shouldnt have kissed u cuz i was getting sick |
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1 year ago
| kev: | xD |
| kev: | alright so this is what happened |
| kev: | i was like 'you envy me for some reason' |
| kev: | 'idk what it is' |
| kev: | 'that you need be envious of' |
| kev: | 'because you equal me in just about everything' |
| kev: | 'expect 1 thing.........' |
| kev: | *points to heart* |
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1 year ago
Life is one big joke isn’t it?
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1 year ago
